suggested by not-a-cookie
I real-life facepalmed when I read this and I am on the public bus going home right now. So I just facepalmed in front of forty strangers who must now think I’m some sort of idiot.
— Lady Deathstrike
![Someone my friends and I found on the 6 train … Or 4 … Or 5, I forgot which. So I decided to make my first meme.
—Gambit (Requesting name change from Gambit to Hugo Strange please.)
[EDIT: Approved, even though Professor Hugo Strange is from the DC Universe and is not an X-Men (in fact, he’s a villain) but I’m busy moving so if it makes you happy go for it. Also, you should see this guy’s shoes. Crazy. — Lady Deathstrike]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43j2umGvX1rn7euqo1_1280.png)
Someone my friends and I found on the 6 train … Or 4 … Or 5, I forgot which. So I decided to make my first meme.
—Gambit (Requesting name change from Gambit to Hugo Strange please.)
[EDIT: Approved, even though Professor Hugo Strange is from the DC Universe and is not an X-Men (in fact, he’s a villain) but I’m busy moving so if it makes you happy go for it. Also, you should see this guy’s shoes. Crazy. — Lady Deathstrike]
It’s like I’ve got a shotgun in my mouth with my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of the gun metal.
“
| — | Robert Downey Jr. to a judge in 1999, on how drug treatment programs were not successful for him. |
By Rogue’s house, there’s a construction site blocked off by plywood panels which are stamped with this insignia. It reminds me of Engineer from Team Fortress 2.
Against All Odds
Yesterday Beast, Gambit, and I went to Rogue’s house for dinner. Beast wasn’t in the best of moods, though. For the last week and a half everytime he had turned on the radio it trolled him, playing songs he didn’t really want to hear. The radio was on, tuned to Z100. “Someone Like You” by Adele begins to play, and Beast groans in exasperation.
“You know what? Let me go change it to the classic rock station (104.3FM)” I say, walking over to the radio.
“Fine but if is starts playing ‘Sweet Child Of Mine’ I’m going to jump out of the window” he responds.
I push the buttons to tune the station. I almost miss the station because it wouldn’t tune to it automatically, I had to go by the digit. And once I land on the 3, all that we hear are the beautiful sounds of Slash’s guitar opening ‘Sweet Child Of Mine’
Cue the screams, groans, “Ohmygod”s, and speechless faces.
“Excuse me,” Beast walks past me to the window and starts to open it, “but WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!”
“I don’t KNOW BUT DON’T JUMP!” I yell back, pulling him away.
After that we turn the radio off and go have lasagna for dinner while watching The Big Bang Theory, but still in some disbelief at the astronomical odds of what just happened.
The moral of the story is, don’t ever question what the chances are if things aren’t going so well, because that’s when the odds decide to just kick you right in the rear.
Seriously.
— Lady Deathstrike
It’s been a week since The Avengers came out in the theaters. With all the hype that it’s gotten, I’m still convinced that it will ruin my image of the good Avengers.
— ColoSwag
Pic related (Flame shield on; also look at the fucks I’m not giving.)
Aloha.
So I wanted to post some skins here but apparently Lady Deathstrike hates the very thought of this blog to jump into the “titz and ass” bandwagon. Oh wait, I should probably introduce myself. My name is Colossus and I’m probably not going to be here a lot. Oh … This was a waste of your time … Oh well. See ya guys in a month or year or so.
P.S I’m amazing. Not like any other “Colossus-es” out there. I’m the real deal.
— Colossus
[EDIT: is it so wrong to try to keep it clean here?! Sheesh. — Lady Deathstrike]
[EDIT 2: HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY INTRODUCTION. — ColoSwag (I’m changing my name to ColoSwag because I feel the name Colossus isn’t me anymore, I feel like I’ve evolved into a butterfly, or at least until I miss it.)]
[EDIT 3: I’m with it for him to be ColoSwag. — Beast]
